"ey ey ey wo gen ni jiang horrr~~"
"NA GE BENNY AH, LENNY THE BROTHER HOR~"
"TA YAO FUCK WO LEI!!!!"
this is a true story. but apparently its quite saddening that i dont know
her. she talked too loud. lol.
} by latestmistake-
Those who type lykk thiish andd finqqx ii sh0 kawaii alone
are only twits to me.Those who type lykk thiish andd finqqx ii sh0 kawaii and
post their act cute, eyes big big, face fills up entire photograph pictures all
over their blogs/friendsters are still only twits.Those who do all of the above and spout profanities like it's very cool (e.g.
adding it to sentences which don't warrant it), go around walking in a
swaggering, arrogant fashion like they own the entire road, cutting their hair
in that weird layer style which makes their hair look as though the texture is
very, very bad and hangs at 90 degrees when tied in a ponytail, applying black
nail polish, very thick, black eyeliner are more ah lian-ish to me.Oh, and they are also usually emo, rude to everybody especially the
authorities, likes to hang out in large cliques which they call gangs that run
at the sight of a cockroach, and are usually airheads who flaunt boyfriends like
the latest limited edition branded item.-shrugs- I'm making a generalisation.What I'm saying is that a person who owns most of the above stated traits may
be an ahlian but not all are, and neither am I saying that if you own one or two
of the traits you're instantly an ahlian. Mmh yeah. And it's usually the
behaviour that gives it all off, the appearance is just a sign.I still remember an incident with a girl from another class, she was queueing
up for food in front of me and her friend was asking her to buy some food for
him. After the guy gave her money she went "KN*C** LAH!"..which absolutely made
no sense to me. o_O} by THEVERONICANOTE
hahah, i remember my chiense teacher said the "ah lians" in the past were
those who wore their skirt SUPER short and SUPER highhh.then the socks will
pulllll until very long up till the knee.
then she also mentioned that ah bengs are those that comb their hair back
and hang a huge handkechief at the side of their pants.
AND they keep a rat tail comb at their back pockets.
HAHAHA, hmm, actually, come to think of it. i think it wasn't my chinese
teacher that told me, i can't remember which teacher. it's some teacher from my
primary school HAHA.
} by *the-feat
Ah lians are twits that are aneroxic (usually) and go around
speaking really loudly with three to four profanities in one sentence
(awesome, right?)
and they wear lots of eyeliner (sometimes silver color one) and
they like wearing super short shorts and drawing on their hands/kneesand
wearing those chain necklace with chunky red hearts etc (you get me)
and they pierce almost the whole ear or stuff lots of ear sticks in one
hole or they may have a lip/nose piercing and they love havainas (sp?)
They hangout at bubbletea shops or bugis and walk like a
chimpanzee(sp?).
They will post pictures of them acting bambi-eyed and with that er..they
call it the "chuuu~" face and doing the screwed up tweece sign ontheir
friendsters/blogs and calls everyone around them k0r or jiiE.
eg. aDriiAn k0R :3 , rUiTiiNq jiiE aiis. (ew, did i just type that?)
Yup. I think that's about all(:
} by pervyrex
haha, i see fat ahliens like, veryvery fat ones who think their super chio
running around with mini skirts and their fats going *boing-boing-boing* when
they act hyper & wear thick make up and scream hokkien profanities and flirt
with ahbengs.
} by *the-feat